Please enjoy this scenic picture of somewhere I've never been as I feel that it illustrates my point.
1) However you're living right now, you're doing it wrong, and you need to listen to me to learn how to live it better. Please enjoy the cliche picture of two happy people living life more happily than you.
2) Clearly listening to me will help you live your life more better. Here are two more happy people listening to me and having a better life.
67) Sometimes you are sad. Being sad sucks. Here I provide lots of advice to help you be less sad and more happy; be less sad. Here is a picture of sad people to show that people can be sad.
149) I'm providing lots of advice on how to be happy again!! Just be happy! Yay!!! Please enjoy this smiling picture of someone I have never met and whose story I do not know to illustrate my point. Again. Be happy. Or otherwise you suck.
1119280) Keeping reading my blog so you can be less of a horrible person and more of a contribution to society. I have all the answers. That's why I made this blog post. Because I'm winning.
Please enjoy this last picture of a scenic place I have never been too and I have no idea where it is but I thought it was uplifting so I pasted it in here. Uplifting thoughts. Life changing decisions. Yay.
I'm a troll.
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